im-prada–u-nada:

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

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loki-laufysbum:

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peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.

Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

Wait.

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jawnsolo:

leaving your room when people are over

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justagiantinthesky:

metalgearsolids:

consider this: being fat and chubby is ok and good

Sources?

Sources: me looking at myself and going “nice”

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